STEELERS SIGN THREE FREE AGENT VETERANS

General Manager Durigon ('Fletch') announced today at a surprise press conference the shocking signing of not 1, not 2, but 3 highly touted veteran forwards for the Steelers Summer Campaign.

Veterans Tzvi 'The Butcher' Hirschman, Gerry Jones, and Todd Nichol have all accepted offers to play for the Steelers in the Tuesday night league at Ice Sports.

Reporters asked Durigon if there were more surprise signings on the horizon. While Durigon would not tip his hat, reliable sources say that discussions are underway with other players - although Durigon would not elaborate in fear of tampering charges from the commissioner.

Stay tuned.

TZVI – WELCOME TO THE CHECKING LINE….

Craig Lindsay

BTW, I will give you the new Tzvi Bio..

I train 5 times a week in the gym. Boxing, weights and cardio, I am presently a svelte 192 lbs., bench pressing 225 lbs, 150 push ups per work out etc etc.

CHECKING LINE MY ASS.

Stay tuned ...........................................